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Nurglitch

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Angry Pirate

A girl is sucking you off and you bust in her eye, so it's an eye patch, then you kick her in the shin as hard as you can to break it so she's hopping on one leg and saying "arrrrr". Works better if she has a parrot on her shoulder and a hook for a hand, but hey it's still fuckin' fun!

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Ambushed Paddington, The
When you’re fucking your girl, just as you’re about to pop grab her teddy bear and cum all over its face. Paddington has been ambushed!

OMG LOL ROTFL~~~!!!!!!11111

Flint

Taaa, niektóre numery są mocne =).

hig

OMFG !!!

OJ

Right before you are about to start having sex, stab her, then proceed to pound the wound with your cock.